sábado, 21 de janeiro de 2012

Keyboard cat is overrated

Keyboard cat is overrated. Come on, it is a freaking dinossaur playing the keyboard!

That awkward moment you are in the elevator without your cellphone

This is brutal. Standing in the elevator without your cellphone is madness.

This is why you are fat

thisiswhyyouarefat.com was a great website dedicated to the worst food ever. The unhealthier the better. Unfortunately the site is down for quite some time now. This probably killed the joke.

Kramerica industries

If you remember Cosmo Kramer you are awesome. If you remember Kramerica you are even more awesome. Damn, those guys were really good!

The waiters...


You know this is true. This is really awkward. Conversation suddenly stops. Infinite silence. Yet, the typo made this less appreciated than it should. :-(

AMSTERDAM

You know what I am talking about right? Amsterdam, why you no remember a thing?

Die Bieber die

The world would be saved if people jumped in this campaign. Well... I did my share. 13 fans are gone.

I don't always play racing games...


But when I do I get first and second positions! If you remember this Top Gear cheat you are awesome! I also remember sometimes I tried to hit the pole but couldnt get the timing right... that sucked hard time.

You dont say???


I know windows. I really do. That was me inserting the earphones.

Scumbag jesus does not want me for a sunbeam

This gag made me realize how people have issues with religion. For me this is funny but I got a terrible feedback from others... meh.

The only reason christmas sucks


God, the sadness of the 26th of December is one of those first world problems... I guess.